Have you ever woken up, after a night of drinking
With that awful feeling that the room is sinking?.
With that awful pounding in your head
Wishing, and praying, that you were dead.
Wanting to hibernate, like a brown bear
Asleep for the winter, in his warm lair.
Why did I have to drink like a fish?
I could have avoided feeling like this!.
The festivities started at six on the dot
I got there early to get a good spot.
I started off slowly, sipping my wine,
But before I knew it, I’d lost track of time!.
I’d forgotten to eat, that’s nothing new
A liquid diet, would just have to do!.
Then I decided to vary my drink
See how many shots, this girl could sink!.
I sank quite a few, I lost count at seven
I passed out at ten, or was it eleven!.
Before I passed out, I fancied a dance
Like a drunken old mule, I started to prance.
I spun round the floor, busting my moves
God knows what happened to my tights and my shoes!.
I have no recollection, of how I got home
I recall tripping up, and dropping my phone.
Did I walk home, or did I get a cab?
I think I had chips with my doner kebab.
All I know is that it won’t happen again
Next time I go out, I’ll be back home by ten.
I have learnt a lesson, a valuable one
My days of getting drunk, are over and done.
I cannot recover, as once was the case
What took a few hours, now takes several days.
I look and feel, like the walking dead
I don’t think I’d care, if they chopped off my head.
My eyes look like marbles pickled in brine
My hair like a haystack , tied up with twine.
Never again, I swear hand on heart
I’m just wondering when never should start!!.